Who Gets the Window Seat After a Breakup

A cat, illustrating Who Gets the Window Seat After a Breakup

Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around an apology accepted only after a snack.

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

The old guard prefers an apology accepted only after a snack. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

In summary: act confidently, deny everything, and always keep a clear route to the nearest box.

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