Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
The old guard prefers an apology accepted only after a snack. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.
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