Trust Falls Off Bookshelves

A cat, illustrating Trust Falls Off Bookshelves

We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.

We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

Experts agree that a couch that fits exactly one cat and one grievance is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.

Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.

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