Meow Mix Couples Counseling

Tag: couples

  • Date Night: A Cardboard Box for Two

    Date Night: A Cardboard Box for Two

    We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.

    Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    Our standard approach involves a session that ends when someone stretches, followed by an apology accepted only after a snack, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

    The old guard prefers a couch that fits exactly one cat and one grievance. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

    Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.

  • Love Languages: Biting and Headbutting

    Love Languages: Biting and Headbutting

    We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.

    Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

    The old guard prefers exercises that begin with staring contests. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

    If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.

  • Boundaries: The Closed Bedroom Door

    Boundaries: The Closed Bedroom Door

    We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.

    Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

    The old guard prefers a session that ends when someone stretches. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

    If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.

  • Who Gets the Window Seat After a Breakup

    Who Gets the Window Seat After a Breakup

    Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around an apology accepted only after a snack.

    Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

    The old guard prefers an apology accepted only after a snack. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

    In summary: act confidently, deny everything, and always keep a clear route to the nearest box.