Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
Experts agree that a couch that fits exactly one cat and one grievance is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.

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